mediamattersforamerica:

WOW. Fox’s advice for women (like Ray Rice’s wife) who don’t want to be brutally beaten by their partners in an elevator: “Take the stairs.” And for men who are considering it: “When you’re in an elevator, there’s a camera.”

**Update: After being called out by numerous media outlets, Fox & Friends will address its irresponsible commentary on tomorrow’s show.

maravilhanaervilha:

“…and that’s my presentation.”

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LARGE BIRDS

hey-its-mariam:

nakedrussia:

llttlesophie:

gifcraft:

Bunny falls asleep

bun didn’t actually fall asleep!! bunnies flop over like this when they feel safe and comfortable in their environment. they rarely stretch out and lay down because they’re prey animals, so when ur bun does completely lays on their side or their back, it means they feel 10000% safe around you

This is one of the cutest things I’ve ever seen in my fucking life

He lit a cigarette. His glass of whiskey lit a cigarette. “I can only truly love my dead best friend,” he said, “but not in a gay way. Women wouldn’t understand. They’re too gay.” Both of the cigarettes agreed.
from Mallory Ortberg’s hilarious “Male Novelist Jokes.” (via coketalk)
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